"Everything is fine..." says the bunny. (Part II)

"Abby has done this kind of thing before. Sometime this past fall, she called and told me all about a Passion Party she was going to, and then hung up. Gee, I would have liked to hop a ride and go too...I could use a new sex toy...

Later she calls back and says, "Oh I didn't ask if you wanted to go because there was a huge flight of stairs down to the hostess's basement." She knew well before this that I can do stairs JUST FINE if there is a railing - which there was.

But she never thought to ask.

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Recently she phones me up, either stoned or drunk, and informs me she and her fiance just had sex, and how frequently she got off.

"Abby, I really don't need to hear this."

Silent continuation: My boyfriend is 5000 miles away and I can't even hug him, you little ****** putz!

(teacherish voice) "But you need to know about these things!"

Hold it!! I need to hear how your sex life is so blipping fulfilling when I can't even hug the man I'm in love with?????????